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This is really funny! I can just see their faces when they read the headlines!!!
Vanilla Pudding Robbery
This is just too funny not to share. Excerpted from an article which appeared in the Dublin Times about a bank robbery on March 2.
Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their efforts at Disabling the security system got underway immediately. The Robbers, who expected to find
one or two large safes filled with Cash & valuables, were surprised to see hundreds of smaller safes throughout the bank.
The robbers cracked the first safe's combination, and inside they found only a small bowl of vanilla pudding.
As recorded on the bank's audio tape system, one robber said, "At least we'll have a bit to eat."
The robbers opened up a second safe, and it also contained nothing but vanilla pudding. The process continued until all safes were opened.
They did not find one pound sterling, a diamond, or an ounce of gold. Instead, all the safes contained covered bowls of pudding. Disappointed, the robbers
made a quiet exit, each leaving with nothing more than a queasy, uncomfortably full stomach.
The Newspaper headline read:
IRELAND'S
LARGEST SPERM BANK
ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING...
I laughed out loud there! That was good!
lol, great.
While I'm amused (I've also seen this before) I still must point out that sperm would be kept at -60 degrees C so it wouldn't be in a liquid state (sperm cells die after about 30 minutes of room temperature, on average, apparently). And I am also quite convinced no one, except a blind man with no sense of tate or smell, will ever confuse sperm and vanilla, ever.
I was thinking the same thing the minute I read the punchline. They're totally different tastes. But still a funny one.
I would hope they would know the difference. I mean not that i like vanilla pudding all that much it and seamen have no taist in common.